Attention Federal Reserve: Please Read This and Begin the Taper
- Joshua M Brown
- October 12th, 2013
If the Fed needs a better reason than the below (via TheGloss.com) to begin preparing us for a tighter-money future, then I don’t know what that signal would be…
If you’ve got a seven-figure bottle of nail polish lying around, and I know you do, there’s no better celebrity to sign on to help you sell it than Kelly Osborne.
The famous daughter has had six-figure nails before. She wore Azature’s $250,000 black diamond nail polish to the Emmy Awards last year, and was properly lambasted for the ill-taste of it all. She later apologized, saying, “Please forgive me for not regretting it,” which was remarkably primarily for being the first time we’ve ever seen someone say “sorry not sorry” unironically.
She really wasn’t sorry, though, and to prove it she’s splashing out with a bottle that’s four times as expensive as the one that got her in trouble last year. This one is Azature’s White Diamond nail polish, which seriously costs a million fucking dollars. The bottle has 98 carats of diamonds crushed in it, because you’re worth it, and the top of the bottle is made of platinum, because you’re an asshole.
Fire at will.
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