Ponzify Files Its S-1

The brilliant John Flowers got a hold of the S-1 registration filing for this summer's hottest IPO and posted it to McSweeneys...

THE OFFERING

Ponzify, Inc., is offering 15,000,000 shares of its Class A stock. Several times, in fact. Ask enough questions, we’ll let you in on the super secret Class B voting shares. Threaten to go to the SEC, and we’ll meet you near the airport. Just to talk.

We anticipate the initial public offering price of our Class A common stock will be between $35 and $42 per share. Mind you, the bank we hired to underwrite this transaction is privately telling its other clients something entirely different. Something about a guaranteed swing in the stock price and a big pay day for insiders. Sounds sweet. Wish we could get in on that

We expect to list our Class A common stock under the symbol PNZI.

Get up to speed here:

Prospectus for Silicon Valley’s Next Hot Tech IPO, Where Nothing Could Possibly Go Wrong. (McSweeneys.net)

 

 

 

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