A Whole Episode of Fast Money in One Sentence

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CNBC's Fast Money program is definitely entertaining, and if there are no syndicated reruns of Diff'rent Strokes on, I will occasionally tune in.

My fave pundit Doug Kass will be on this evening and, I assume, he will try his best to keep up with the frenetic pace of the banter.  If he doesn't, they may not allow him to complete a sentence.

Anyway, if for whatever reason you are ever unable to catch the show on a given day, I will help you out here. 

We can basically sum up every episode with the following sentence:

"The stock is up so we like it, the stock is down so we don't like it."

Remember this distillation the next time you can't get in front of a television by 5pm.

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