10 Uses For Foreclosed Houses

• Joshua M Brown
• September 17th, 2009

As has been widely reported last week, a VP at Wells Fargo was just fired for hanging out at a $12 million Malibu mansion the bank had foreclosed on.  My reaction was something along the lines of "Hey, what the hell?"

With around 3 million foreclosed homes in the US, we should all be brainstorming for some alternative uses while we wait for new owners to step up and move in.

I'm just spitballin' here...

10 Uses for Foreclosed Houses:

1. Rap Video Shoot

2. Wicked Witch Murder Weapon

3. Fugitive Ponzi Perp Safehouse

4. Three Little Pig Refuge

5. Paperboy Training Target

6. To Catch a Predator Staging

7. New Starbucks Location

8. Meth Lab

9. Post-Prom Make-out Station

10. Firewood

Feel free to chime in below if I missed any others...

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