Stress Test: Capitalism Without Competition?
- Joshua M Brown
- April 19th, 2009
We’ve removed competition from just about every facet of American life for our children:
No dodgeball or football in elementary school for fear of the more aggressive kids dominating the meeker kids
Everyone who shows up to a spelling bee or a sporting event gets a ‘participant” award, just for having a pulse
There is now something called social promotion, where teachers let students move on to the next grade for social reasons even if they fail all the tests their peers are passing…this is why there are 8th graders in major city school districts who cannot read.
Now we’re going to do the same with our public companies?
In the new capitalist system we’ve created, known as the Coddle State, we must be careful with how we disseminate truthful economic information, lest we offend anyone or allow any major company to go under.
19 US Banks have been given Stress Tests, hypothetical academic exercises to determine the future health of the companies as economic conditions worsen. The results of these stress tests have been kept secret during earnings season and most analysts don’t even fully understand the criteria that was included in the tests themselves (we’ll find out how they did the tests on April 24th).
The deadline for the release of the stress test results is May 4th, but the Coddle State’s leadership is now pondering the details of how to go about handling the release.
Now, the big debate is over how the results of the stress tests should be divulged and most importantly for the bureaucrats, who should be the person or entity to communicate this information.
With a May 4 deadline approaching, there is no set plan for how much information to release, how to categorize the results or who should make the announcements
And how much should the American public actually be told?
While the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency and other regulators want few details about the assessments to be publicized, the Treasury is pushing for broader disclosure.
And Tim Geithner may be screwed either way…
If all the banks pass, the tests’ credibility will be questioned, and if some banks get failing grades and are forced to accept more government capital and oversight, they may be punished by investors and customers.
The deal is this, someone has to lose, even though the timing maybe sucks and some people will lose their jobs.
So now, we have weak banks and strong banks and just as some of the major banks are looking healthier, government officials are afraid to throw cold water on all that by reminding us that if and when unemployment breaks the 10% mark, some of the banks in the US will need even more taxpayer money.
Too bad, give us that information and let The Street sort it out. The sooner we have winners who take advantage of the failures of the losers, the better off the markets will be. That’s actually the definition of what a market is, btw.
No one pines for the days of Washington Mutual or misses the sh@t out of Wachovia. These institutions, while they are the sponsors of many golf tournaments, simply mean nothing in the scheme of things. As long as their deposits and customer assets can be transferred to a healthier bank (a la Bear, WaMu, IndyMac), then lets get on with it.
Stop stressin’, give us the results. We’re grown ups, we played dodgeball and competitive sports as kids, we can handle it.
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